Hobbies

After you break up with the woman of your dreams and your heart is destroyed you often feel incomplete and less worthy of being loved. It is important in these instances to keep moving forward and to pick up new pursuits, perhaps new hobbies, things to distract you from that vacant hole your chest.

One helpful hobby I discovered was to take old pictures of my ex and cut off the head. I would then glue her head to pictures of hideous bodies — Kirstie Alley came in handy here — so that her image was grossly disfigured.

It helped keep my mind off of how much I missed her, at least.

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~ by artofstarving on March 21, 2010.

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